Thank you so much for all the amazing reviews of AnguiSH! I reached 60 reviews today, so as promised, here are two deleted scenes!
Scene1:
“No,” I’m not gonna do it and you can’t make me.” We stood outside the
glass walled store at an impasse.
“Come on, I know you’re hungry and I also know they’re your favorite.” He
snorted after he said it.
“Just pick a place and let’s eat. No matter what I pick, you’re gonna turn it
into something perverted. I’m not
stupid.”
“Never said you were. And I’m not that bad. You don’t give me enough credit. Come on, pick a place and I will try not to
say anything perverty.”
I scanned the food court. Candied Nuts? No way.
Hot Dog On A Stick? Been the brunt of that joke one too many times. Panda Express? It wasn’t particularly dirty, but he always
called it Panda Quickie. I hadn’t been
able to get pretzels in months since he called my cinnamon covered pretzels ‘sweet
sticks’. It shouldn’t be this
difficult. But I guessed that’s what
happens when you’re in love with a man full of innuendos.
I spotted the Lebanese place and filmed the
menu through my head and came up empty—then again I always came up empty—it never
stopped him.
“Let’s go to the Lebanese place. There’s no harm there.”
He raised his eyebrows but didn’t say
anything but I could tell it was there, itching to get out. I still didn’t see where Lebanese could be
dirty.
We ate while he bounced his knee up and
down.
“Just say it and get it over with.”
“No, I said I wouldn’t.”
“Breaker James, just say it so we can move
on.”
“It’s just—you picked the worst place in
the whole food court.”
“How?”
“Honey, they sell falafel balls and shaved
meat.”
“I’m never eating at the food court again.”
Scene 2:
“I think we have a problem,” my father entered
the dressing room and scared the life out of my friends.
“What?” This could not be happening.
“He won’t go to the altar. You might need to go talk to him.”
“Ok,” I crossed the room, rules of grooms
seeing their brides before the ceremony be damned.
I walked down the hall of the church and
opened the door slowly, seeing a suit clad Breaker standing at the window.
“You’re not supposed to be in here. I’m fine.
I told your dad I was fine.”
“How’d you know it was me?”
“Really, Ash?” He looked over his shoulder
at me.
“Well, have you changed your mind? We wouldn’t want this perfectly white dress
to go to waste.”
“Ash, you know what I’m doing here?”
“Not a damned clue.”
“I’m just standing here for a moment before
the biggest day of our lives and thanking—someone—for bringing you into my
life. Just smelling the roses, so to
speak. And you know what’s funny?”
“What?”
“I’m not nervous at all. I don’t care if there are three people out
there or three hundred—the only one that counts is you. I just needed a minute.”
“I love you, Breaker.”
“I love you too Mrs. Collins. Now, let’s get your gorgeous self and that
perfect dress out there—make this all official.”
“You just want to get in my pants.”
“Well, there’s that too.”